"Crap I screwed up the t in complete in the banner and forgot to fix it."
"Damn, almost forgot again, chit...."
" somebody told me it was one of those special days or something coming up"
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Did I send this to you already? I can't remember, chit PoppaJohn's getting old, but happy whatever it is anyway.
NEW VIRUS
Just got this in from a reliable source, the biker bar. It seems there is a virus called the "Ol Biker Virus" that even the most advanced programs of Norton and McAfee cannot take care of it so be warned. The virus appears to affect those of us who were born before 1960.
Symptoms of the Ol Biker Virus:
1.
Causes you to send the same e-mail twice.
2. Causes you to send blank e-mail.
3. Causes you to send e-mail to the wrong person.
4. Causes you to send e-mail back to the person who sent it to you.
5. Causes you to forget to attach attachments.
6. Causes you to hit "SEND" before you've finished the e-mail.
Remember???????????
I don't remember if
I sent this one out.........
I don't think I did...or did you send it to me??
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference
Now that I'm 'older' (but refuse to grow up), here's what I've discovered in a sober state.
1 I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
2 My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran.
3 I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart.
4 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
5 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
6 All reports are in; life is now officially unfair.
7 If all is not lost, where is it?
8 It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
9 Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
10. Kids in the back seat cause accidents.
11. Accidents in the back seat cause kids.
12. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded...
13 It's hard to make a come back when you haven't been anywhere.
14. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.
15. These days, I spend a lot of time thinking about the hereafter... I go somewhere to get something and then wonder what I'm here after.
23. I AM UNABLE TO REMEMBER IF I HAVE MAILED THIS TO YOU OR NOT!
24. Funny, I don't remember being . . . . . absent minded.....now where the hell is......
Now, I think you're supposed to send this to 5 or 6, maybe 8, maybe 10, oh, heck, just send it to a bunch of your friends if you can remember who they are. Then something is supposed to happen..I think. Maybe you get your memory back or something! I think,...where the fuk did the kick start go on this bitch.
Screw it, I'm going to the biker bar an mess with the wannabes, drink some beer, lick my eyebrows and pick up a chick, hell I don't need Viagra yet............now where's my..............fukit, it will show up somewhere, what ever it was.
(aka)
PS:.. didn't forget, I don't think, maybe this will cover it, but it would help if ya remind me if I did.....forget what ever the hell it was, is or coming along.